Well, as “silly season” rolls on it has been a bit of a busy time with xmas “functions” of all sorts...
Life at QBE has continued to be an improvement upon ‘life at Axa’ on both the work front and it’s party front. Three of our biggest offices combined for one large xmas bash in London that was (mostly) black tie. I have to take my hat off to the venue’s staff as they catered for all of us and were very timely with the service of what must have been a massive
task to prepare so many meals! After this and some presentations and speeches, nearly a thousand people kicked on well into the evening after our three course sit-down meal.
The following day contained its usual round of hangovers and funny stories, with the official photos of the night doing the rounds on the company intranet. I appeared in only one pic and am happy to say that it was neither horrible nor embarrassing in any way.
A few days later, was our divisional luncheon, which included “secret santa” and other gag presentations. It was a fun luncheon that then progressed into the bar section of the restaurant and continued into the evening. I was warned that Qbe were good to their staff in this way am I’m glad not to be disappointed.

With the work xmas do’s out the of the way, it was time for a social xmas gathering for another fun night - The Santa Crawl. The basic jist is that entry to this event is open only under the following criteria:1. you MUST wear a santa suit
2. you donate upwards of £5 to the British Red Cross
Once you meet the entrance criteria, it’s “away you go”. We began in The Feathers as the Santas gathered. Shar, Katrien, Jess, Stella, Belinda, Tim and Rosh started here with me and well over a hundred other santas. After some time and a few drinks, it was time to move on to pub no.2, The Slug and Lettuce, where Marty n Karyn joined us all. We all continued on and eventually reached pub no.3, The Jugged Hare, where the night continued until the end.
One notable event of the night was a small group who had stopped at the first pub while doing the Circle Line pub crawl and were amazed to see it filled with Santas. It took almost no coaxing for them to joi
n our pub crawl as some of them bought the few spare suits that had been brought along. Two of their members decided to make this a scavenger hunt type night by trying to buy/aquire their santa outfits from other santas already doing the event. All monies went straight into the pot for the British Red Cross, and to their credit, they both had their outfits completed by the end of the night.
At the beginning of the night, it was a bit of a running gag that if any unsuspecting five year old should pass us in the street, they may be somewhat confused or even traumatised by so many Santas. As luck would have it, we encountered such a child out the front of the Jugged Hare. Her rather amused mother had her line up with about twenty of us for a photo. This poor little girl really did not know what to make of the scene around her, so I told her that we were really just his elves and that Santa had given us the day off from the North Pole. At this, she smiled and asked “what did you make for me?”
I simply said that she would need to wait til xmas morning to find out. This didn’t go down too well as she wanted to know now. Thanks to her mum wanting to move on, we weren’t interrogated any further.
Later in the night, with the last tube trains approaching, those of us with a bit of a distance to travel, or not wishing to pay the exorbitant cab fares, headed for nearby Victoria station. We certainly attracted attention as a band of about fifteen Santas converged on the Burger King there for a bit of a feed before dispanding towards our respective tube platforms...
Ps. We managed to raise several thousand ££'s for the British Red Cross